Introduction
This book is a satire.
I hope the reader will find it to be
humorous in places and mildly thought-provoking in others.
Historically speaking, as a matter of ethics, many
medical doctors have been reluctant to discuss sex with their
patients. Even the names associated with female sexual anatomy
were not printed in medical textbooks—much less illustrated—
until recent years.
To that end, the fictitious name of the doctor
in this story shall initially be withheld from the reader by giving
the doctor a second fictitious name—Dr. Blankface. I'm sure he'd
want it that way if he were a real doctor.
A word about the young lady with the split personality.
In the early part of the book, the reader might find her to be a bit
confusing.
As will be revealed, at times she thinks and acts like
she's Candy, a very promiscuous young lady, at times she thinks
and acts like she's the Queen of Hamster, with staunch Victorian
views against sex.
This results in a conflict in her personality that
is very confusing to her traveling companion, Dr. Frenzy
Blankface.
Although this book is primarily a spoof on sex, it also
spoofs other areas of modern-day interest such as the destruction
of the environment by nuclear detonations.
