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Dan Zadra~ Worry is a misuse of imagination.
Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart~ The older I grow the less important the comma becomes. Let
the reader catch his own breath.
Zeno~ The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.
David Zucker~ Quit now youll never make it. If you disregard this advice youll be
halfway there.
Peter York~ Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
Anzia Yezierska~ When I only begin to read I forget Im on this world. It lifts me on
wings with high thoughts.
Malcolm X~ Power never takes a back step - only in the face of more power.
Malcolm X~ You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you cant face reality.
Wrong is wrong no matter who does it or says it.
Malcolm X~ The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
Malcolm X~ Be peaceful be courteous obey the law respect everyone but if someone
puts his hand on you send him to the cemetery.
Malcolm X~ Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or
anything. If you're a man you take it.
Malcolm X~ You cant separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace
unless he has his freedom.
C. Kent Wright~ To sway an audience you must watch them as you speak.
George Winters~ If God had really intended men to fly he'd make it easier to get to
the airport.
Dick Werthimer~ The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
William of Wykeham~ Manners maketh man.
William Jr. Wrigley~ When two men in business always agree one of them is
unnecessary.
Billy Wilder~ Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
Don Wood~ Stupid is forever ignorance can be fixed.
John Witherspoon~ Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Christian Williams~ Words are a heavy thing...they weigh you down. If birds talked
they couldnt fly.
Christian Williams~ Joel Ed are you hallucinating Ed Oh yeah but not right now.
Virginia Woolf~ If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about
other people.
Virginia Woolf~ For most of history Anonymous was a woman.
Virginia Woolf~ Literature is strewn with the wreckage of men who have minded beyond
reason the opinions of others.
Virginia Woolf~ I have lost friends some by death... others through sheer inability
to cross the street.
David T. Wolf~ Idealism is what precedes experience, cynicism is what follows.
Chaim Weizmann~ A law is something which must have a moral basis so that there is an
inner compelling force for every citizen to obey.
John Webster~ There's nothing sooner dry than women's tears.
Diane Wakoski~ Learning to live what you're born with is the process the involvement
the making of a life.
Artemus Ward~ Why is this thus What is the reason for this thusness
Artemus Ward~ I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my
wife's brother.
Arthur Wellesley~ Be discreet in all things and so render it unnecessary to be
mysterious about any.
William Walsh~ I can endure my own despair but not another s hope.
Irving Wallace~ To be ones self and unafraid whether right or wrong is more
admirable than the easy cowardice of surrender to conformity.
Leon Wieseltier~ No great deed private or public had ever been undertaken in a bliss
of certainty.
Joe Weinstein~ My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up two cents a
can. That's almost . in dog money.
Wil Wheaton~ I'm keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but I really
do like what Ive been able to do here.
Tom Wolfe~ A cult is a religion with no political power.
Jane Wyman~ The opportunity for brotherhood presents itself every time you meet a
human being.
Tobias Wolff~ We are made to persist. That's how we find out who we are.
