BANK OF HUMOUR Full of WIT, FUN, LAUGHTER & JOY This is a new sequel by the same author who gave you the best selling “Book of Humour” and “Best of Humour” which have sold over 125,000 copies making them the most successful humour books in South East Asia. Have many laughs and help the needy. All net proceeds will go to charity in helping the less fortunate under World Community Service projects through Rotary Club of Singapore. This humour book will spice up your speech, liven up a party and delight your dinner guests.  Witty reference books for Speakers & Toastmasters.  An entertaining companion in travel.  A cheery “get well” medicine for the sick and depressed.  An ideal hilarious gift for friends and associates.  A rainbow after a stormy day. Testimonial: Extract from a letter sent by the Honourable Mr S R Nathan, former President of the Republic of Singapore. “ …I had a chance to briefly browse through his latest “Bank of Humour”. I must say that the jokes I came across were downright hilarious, although some critics may find some even mischievous. I sincerely hope that “Bank of Humour” will be therapeutic to its readers and help them relax from the pressures and stress of city life.” A peek into the Bank of Humour….. One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy negligee. "Tie me up, honey," she whispered to him, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. After marriage, we always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on. As seen on a car bumper: “Driver does not carry cash. He is married” Man: I want to share everything with you, my darling. Woman: Okay, let's start from your bank account. One good thing about Alzheimer…. You get to meet new people everyday. During a blackout: Johnny: Dad, can you write in the dark? Dad: Of course, I can. Johnny: Good, please sign my report card. A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.” Nurse: Good morning Mr. Smith, you seem to be coughing much more easily this morning. Mr. Smith: That’s because I’ve been practicing all night. Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you. Patient: Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Doctor: Don’t answer! Woman Patient: Doc, Please call my husband inside. Doctor: Don’t worry. I am a gentleman. Woman Patient: I know. But your nurse is alone outside and my husband is not a gentleman. Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.' Moron: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. Doctor: Take this tablet, you will be ok. Moron: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game!

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